I now know that if you describe things as better as they are, you are considered to be romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you are called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you are called a satirist.
Quentin Crisp(via kateoplis)
If Apple were the Government, Government might just work.
Seahaven - Winter Forever - grey ( /300)
The Classic Victrola
Carried a suite case to make a cell call. No Smartphones, but the old cellphone was a “Smart Ass Phone.”
Does it have DirecTV?